Banta: What is the Difference between Liability and Asset?
Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset.
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3, it should default to UNSTABLE.
Diff. b/w India & the West:
Western World: U can kiss in public but not piss in public.
India: U can piss in public but not kiss in public.
World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold u tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with u every single night. Darling I miss u so much on this Valentines` Day!
